My Photo

Your email address:


Powered by FeedBlitz

CHAOS

  • CHAOS
    Can't Have Anyone Over Syndrome Marla Cilley "Sink Reflections"
  • chaos
    Main Entry: cha·os Pronunciation: 'kA-"äs Function: noun Etymology: Latin, from Greek -- more at GUM 1 obsolete : CHASM, ABYSS 2 a often capitalized : a state of things in which chance is supreme; especially : the confused unorganized state of primordial matter before the creation of distinct forms -- compare COSMOS b : the inherent unpredictability in the behavior of a complex natural system (as the atmosphere, boiling water, or the beating heart) 3 a : a state of utter confusion b : a confused mass or mixture Mirriam-Webster's Online Dictionary

copyright

  • Page copy protected against web site content infringement by Copyscape
Blog powered by TypePad
Member since 03/2007

« June 2007 | Main | October 2007 »

September 2007

September 27, 2007

Phone Service?

Just a heads up for those of you with family out of your area---

I tried to call my parents this evening and got a busy signal. Now that's not unusual but when it goes on for 5 hours I have cause for concern. Either their phone is off the hook or their line is out of order. I decided that their phone must be out of order since my folks just don't spend that kind of time on the phone and when their phone is out of order that is the usual symptom.

Mom and Dad live in the middle of no where and without a phone they have no communication. To make thing more interesting, Mom and Dad are in their late 70s and Dad is quite ill. And I want to talk to my Mama!!!!

I tried dialing '"0" like in the golden oldies days. That took me to my cell phone carrier. Not a good option since my folk don't have the same service. Next try, my home phone. Guess who I got --- You got it - my home phone carrier. Now my mom and dad do not have the same service either - they don't even live in the same state. The young man on the line wanted to know their service carrier. I don't know that. Do you know the service carrier of all your family? Unless you want to spend at least one hour on the phone tracking it down, you better know.

I did finally get the number I needed after 1 hour on the phone with non-humans and a couple of "humans". However, it required another 45 minutes of research on the internet and going through their "user friendly" computerized phone system.

The very nice
woman (actually a human not a computer) that I finally talked with (after a total of 2 hours on the phone) did give the direct number to the repair service. This number is not one that was on their web-site or referred by anyone else. I am recording this number in stone and I pray that Mom and Dad don't change their phone service and that the phone service isn't bought out by someone else.

Bottom line: Know the name of your loved one's phone service especially the elderly
                  Have the numbers of the service's repair line

September 20, 2007

Am I WHAT!

Yesterday I was making chili for our Bible study group when I found out I only had half the meat I needed for the recipe. So off to Publix - not my most favorite place in the world since yesterday but better than Walmart. Then again, I never had a conversation like this one at Wally World.

I ran through the store, picked up 3 items, and took them to the checkout. The cashier ring them up, then turned to me and asked, "Are you 60?"

"Am I what?", I calmly responded. One of my items was a bottle of wine so I thought maybe I was going to be carded. Oh, the dreams of the delusional.

"Are you 60 yet?" I couldn't believe that this man (who obviously was much more than 40 and so should have known better than to ask a woman her age) repeated the question.

I still couldn't believe my ears so like an idiot, I asked again, "Am I WHAT?"

This guy didn't get any smarter in the last 2 seconds and once again repeated the fatal question. "Are you sixty yet?"

"Do I look 60?" In the sweetest voice possible when dripping with venom.

"Oh, no ma'am. I just wanted to save you some money." Right - now, what's the name of that plastic surgeon? I can afford the face lift with all the money I've saved using my senior citizen discount that I won't qualify for until 2012.

In the meantime, I've got to find a store with better lighting. It has to be the lighting, right? Please tell me it's the lighting. I'll split my discount with you.

100_0931

Me and  Dad on  Father's Day  -  I  don't look a  day over 54 yrs,  7 mo, & 2 wks all because of the great lighting!

September 19, 2007

Digging Out

I've been home for about 5 weeks and I'm still trying to get caught up. This house was a mess before our little sojourn in Florida but imagine a house with 4 cats and one adult male (son Michael age 23 - claims life threatening allergies to cleaning, picking up, washing dishes, doing laundry, and cleaning litter boxes) after 8 weeks on their own. The kitchen and bathrooms were de-gunktified on the first day. They aren't perfect but I don't feel like I'm going to contract a fatal disease by walking past them.  I've got the living room back so we can live in it. Slowly but surely, the house is starting to look like someone besides the crazy cat lady lives here.

It's good to be home and it will be even better to get my home reclaimed from all the mess and clutter. One step at a time.

Random Quotes

  • Arthur Ashe
    True heroism is remarkably sober, very undramatic. It is not the urge to surpass all others at whatever cost, but the urge to serve others at whatever cost.
  • A. A. Milne
    One of the advantages of being disorderly is that one is constantly making exciting discoveries. A.A. Milne
  • Albert Einstein
    “If a cluttered desk is a sign of a cluttered mind, of what then is an empty desk?”